July 24, 2014   198,676 notes

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via eldritchwhorer)

July 24, 2014   1,649 notes

endangereduglythings:

becausebirds:

I found out where Shakira stole her dance moves from.  x

Birds really are the best at looking stupid trying to get mates.

By the way, the Sage Grouse is listed as Near Threatened due to habitat loss.

July 24, 2014   247,841 notes

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July 24, 2014   13 notes

angelqueer:

one time at lunch this boy handed me a banana and said “haha pretend it’s a dick” so I looked him in the eye and broke it in half and dropped it on the floor. white boys must be stopped.

July 24, 2014   13,314 notes

if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497

fiendswithbenefits:

zchr:

i just set it up and it seems to be working

if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this

(via adremeri)

July 24, 2014   60,293 notes

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

(via directeded)

July 24, 2014   4,119 notes
sxizzor:

mantearsflowingfree:

Free! makes brofisting ‘too gay’ for straight dudes, more at 11.

#thank god for straight men hurt by free

Well, I can see where he’s coming from, fisting your bros is just a little gay, and bad for their asshole. Why don’t they just bump fists like everyone else?

sxizzor:

mantearsflowingfree:

Free! makes brofisting ‘too gay’ for straight dudes, more at 11.

Well, I can see where he’s coming from, fisting your bros is just a little gay, and bad for their asshole. Why don’t they just bump fists like everyone else?

(via hauntingly-sweet-tart)

July 24, 2014   34,277 notes

darndere:

"you can’t ship three people together!!!"

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July 24, 2014   1,987 notes

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July 24, 2014   112,879 notes
everets:

like i really hope this isn’t my last tweet before i die

everets:

like i really hope this isn’t my last tweet before i die

(via leosasskerville)

July 24, 2014   118,585 notes

misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

image

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July 24, 2014   36,008 notes

“ Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’ ”

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

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July 24, 2014   10,293 notes

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July 23, 2014   15 notes

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July 23, 2014   2 notes

30 notes y’all

timelockedhalfblood:

30 notes and I will post a (lame quality :D, whachu gonna do) cover of Bad Blood by Bastille. cause, well, why not?